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Author: Philip Nicosia
Tired of hearing the usual ringtones all over town? Just at the
coffee shop this morning you heard that annoying Nokia tune
coming from at least three different people, and what about that
generic ring-ring that reminds you of the office phone when
you're walking down the street on a sunny day? We all need to
add some fun to our lives now and then, and you don't need to
brush up on your punch lines to do it. Yes, aside from the
imminently useful functions we all know about, your trusty
cellphone can be used as a source of amusement for you, or
depending on your ringtone, a source of great irritation to
those around you!
Luckily, there are a huge number of funny
ringtones available today for nearly every kind of cellphone
- and for every kind of personality. You can download the
perfect ringtone to go with your mood, current obsession, and
for more fun, match it with a person on your address book. This
means you'll know your boss is calling when you hear Darth
Vader's march, or better yet, an agonizing scream. But
seriously, if you're a movie buff, you're sure to have hours of
fun with some of the film-inspired ringtones around - from the
Terminator's harsh Austrian accent informing you of a call, to
the unmistakable Tarzan howl replacing the monotonous
"ring-ring" on your phone. And its not just Stars Wars fanatics
who are sure to get a hoot out of Yoda saying "Answer the phone
you must" or "Press the button to fulfill your destiny". Who
wouldn't giggle (or gawk) at the sound of Jack Nicholson, Robert
de Niro or the throaty voice of Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)
telling you to pick up the call?
For comic types and practical joke lovers, a funny ringtone has
got to be part of your everyday repertoire, and here you truly
can go nuts. Try the bugle call-charge! ringtone, which is sure
to grab attention on a crowded bus. The classic silly fart is
another gem for those quiet times when lining up at the bank. If
you want something a little more convincing, try the laughter
fit and watch the person behind you try not to giggle. With an
endless list of amusing ringtones, you can be funny without even
trying. One word of advice though, stay away from the 50 mm
machine gunfire ringtone at the airport. Others may just get the
wrong end of a stick with that particular one.
The list of entertaining ringtones spawns even to that of
political icons. Imagine Tony Blair's voice enumerating your
cellular phone's destructive prowess. How about George W. Bush
reminding you of an incoming call? Or Prince Charles telling you
politely that you have a call coming through? These political
movers and shakers are here for one purpose- to take your calls.
Beats voice mail, doesn't it?
For the non-political minded, there are still bound to be some
ringtones to tickle your funny bone. Ladies, what about a sexy
male voice telling you how gorgeous you are? Or the leery
construction-worker wolf whistle? For the boys, maybe a sultry
Latina voice is more your style, or even the infectious yawning
tone? You can even try to test if the ringtone actually
transmits the yawn to the person next to you.
Finally, the new breed of personalized ringtones are here not
just to add a little ego to our lives, but some fun as well. You
may not have the latest hi-tech robot at home to do the dishes,
but your cellphone declaring "Eric, you have a phone call" can
make you feel like 21st century boy.
About the author:
Philip Nicosia is the webmaster of Ringtones.lt, a site
specialising in the different genres of ringtones">http://www.ringtones.lt/">ringtones, including polyphonic
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ringtones , true tones and
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